Sorry, is this seat still available? The most amusing tweets about neighbors

We really tried everything! From the giant backpack on the next seat or stretched out across two seats asleep, we even sat in the aisle and phoned very important (imaginary) business partners and typed loudly into the laptop. None of this helped, because at some point there always came the inevitable moment when someone noticed the swindle and whispered with hypocritical politeness: “Excuse me, is this seat still free?” Contritely you gathered your things, smiled tormented, nodded and hoped that the person sitting next to you did not turn out to be chattering or loudly smacking their lips. Our 14 amusing tweets about people sitting next to you show that you are (almost) always entertained.

#1: When life gives you a pole, dance!

#2: How do you think she knows?

#3: Absolutely persevere, we want to know too

#4: Intellectual Balance

#5: Lip reading is really exhausting in the long run

#6: Recommended by naturopaths

#7: “Come on my age, Miss!”

#8: Service tweet

#9: Gorgeous!

#10: When he ends up swallowing hot water, he has soup right in his stomach

#11: We desperately need to wash our mouths

#12: This goes down like oil

#13: No, you are mine all alone

#14: They do that on purpose up there!

Have you already found your seatmate for life?